How J. Morris Wore #13, Scored Goals, and Accidentally Became Seattle’s Most Dangerous Forward (Seriously — Bring Sunglasses)
You probably know the name J. Morris if you’ve followed Seattle Sounders FC at all. He’s become one of the…
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How J. Bell Turned Seattle’s Back Line Into a Comedy of Errors (In a Good Way) — #15’s Defensive Acrobatics Will Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cheer
When you watch J. Bell line up at center back for Seattle Sounders FC, you get a defender who just…
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After Scoring, #95 O. De Rosario Celebrates Like a Seattle Legend — Breakfast Burritos and All!
You watch a young forward step onto the pitch in number 95, and it’s clear he carries more than just…
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Seattle Sounders Defender #85 Kossa-Rienzi Pulls Off the Most Hilarious Move of the Season — Fans Can’t Stop Laughing!
Here’s a new reason to keep an eye on Seattle’s back line. K. Kossa-Rienzi, now wearing #85 for Seattle Sounders…
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How P. Rothrock Turned #14 Into the Sounders’ Secret Weapon — Comedy, Chaos, and Goals
When you spot Paul Rothrock in the number 14 shirt for Seattle Sounders FC, you see a player who’s taken…
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C Roldán Shocks Seattle Sounders FC with Wizardly #7 Moves — Opponents Still Looking for His Tackles
You probably know C. Roldán because he’s become one of the most reliable midfielders in Major League Soccer. Wearing #7…
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S. Becher’s Goal-Scoring Shenanigans: How St. Louis City SC’s #11 Turns Defenders Into Confused Tourists
You know the difference a sharp forward makes, right? Simon Becher totally fits that bill. He used to light it…
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H. Kessler, #5 Caught Doing This? His Hilarious Secret Weapon for St. Louis City!
You get a different kind of defender in Henry Kessler. At 6-foot-4, the St. Louis City SC center back brings…
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K. Hiebert’s Secret Superpower: How St. Louis City’s #22 Turns Ordinary Tackles into Comedy Gold
Every team needs a defender who can hold things together at the back, and that’s exactly what K. Hiebert does…
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C. Olivares,St. Louis City’s #31 Has a Hilarious Pre-Game Habit — His Teammates Can’t Stop Laughing!
When you scan St. Louis CITY SC’s roster, one name in goal jumps out: Christian Olivares. At 6’4” and wearing…
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